A near accident

I neglected to post a funny happening from yesterday. I went on my morning walk, as usual, with my neighbor Danielle. We're just walking along, minding our own business, when this newspaper comes flying in front of us! Just whizzes past our heads, probably only a couple feet away! And the car from which the paper was lobbed, which had barely even slowed down to chuck the thing, just cruises away. Yes, folks, we were almost attacked by the paper lady. I thought it was particularly funny, given the bad blood between us. Anyway, it made me chuckle, thought I'd share.