Have you heard of the knot? It's a website devoted to helping the bride-to-be plan her wedding. They also have the nest (to help newlyweds adjust to their new lives and make a house a home) and the bump (for all pregnancy-related things). I think they should add a new one for moms, and I think they should call it the frump. Because that is what I am now: frumpy.
Then again, maybe I don't need a website telling me how to stay home in my pajamas all day, and when I do go out to be sure my shirt has either spit-up or boogers on the shoulder, and also that my old clothes just don't fit right anymore. And that my purse must now be the size of Djibouti to carry everything I might possibly need for each of my kids.
Then again, maybe I need a website telling me these things are ok because everyone goes through this. Everyone does go through this, right?
. . . right?
The Miracle Club
3 days ago
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Yeah. That pretty much covers it. Having 2 is quite different and more intensely brain- and time-consuming, eh?
Clothes, yeah...I don't think my belly will ever be the same since my abs were pulled apart...who knows? At least I don't get upset when I am asked if I'm prego! (for now...)
Just think of boogers and spit up as your 'trophies'. And yes, every mom has them. Especially if you are wearing black.
As for the purse/diaper bag thing...I just leave it in the car. It is too much hassle for me.
I think you are on to something with The Frump. And, to answer your question, yes, they do.
Duuude, I AM THE FRUMP! I should start that site, but that would involve something semi productive...
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