Oh, Julia

Julia is constantly saying crazy things, and I've been trying to write them down as she says them. Here are a couple of gems from yesterday.

• She was playing with her new My Little Pony Happy Meal toy (don't tell San Francisco), and the horse fell off her platform (which it is supposed to do, there are a couple of pegs and holes in the hoofs to reattach it). Julia has a very tough time getting that pony back on her platform. She is constantly asking me for help. Well, after a few failed attempts, I hear her say, "Oh no! It fell off! I can't do it! I'm doomed! I don't have any money!"

• Clark went out the front door to help take some boxes out to the moving van (I know, we moved in 3 months ago, and we are just now having the movers pick up the boxes, it's ridiculous). Julia watched him leave and said, "I don't have anybody. I don't have a father."
  

I really have no idea where she comes up with this stuff. You don't have any money? What does that have to do with My Little Pony? And since when does Dad walking out the door mean you don't have a father? And since when does she say, "Father?" Lately she's been calling him Dad-Dude, which is odd, but certainly not Father. Makes for some great entertainment, though.