It's not a Monday. It's been much longer than a week. But who cares, I'm changing the quote!
"It's not that bad, people get shot all the time."
"No they don't, they get . . . paper cuts."
". . .I mostly get shot."
This winner was from the movie Red, which is fabulously funny. Kind of like Bandits, if you've ever seen that. I recommend it.
New quote up!
2 hours ago